I simply wanted to prepare a few sandwiches, so yesterday I went to the shop and got a regular sausage. I cut a few slices at home, ate some, and refrigerated the remainder. Everything appeared to be entirely typical. 
When I was preparing breakfast the following morning, I pulled out the same sausage, picked up the knife, and saw that it was cutting oddly, as though there was something hard within. Perhaps it has frozen, I thought. However, the knife became stuck when I cut another slice. I froze when I noticed something sparkly in the center of the sausage.
I initially believed it to be a piece of metal. I began carefully picking at it, and then I abruptly took out a USB flash drive. A few gigs, just like any other one. 
I had already consumed the sausage, so I felt nauseous! How might a USB drive, not even an inexpensive one, find its way into a manufactured product?
But repulsion gave way to curiosity. I plugged in the drive, switched on my computer, and froze when I saw what was on it. I gave the specifics in the first remark, but everyone, exercise caution! 
The folder “OPEN ME” was the only one present.I cracked it open. There was only one picture inside, of a man laughing right in front of the camera. I was stunned.
I just stared at the screen after dropping the mouse. Perhaps that flash drive was a sick joke, but why would anyone put it in food?
I’m not even sure if I should call the police so they can look into it or simply toss that awful sausage and try to forget the whole thing as a strange tale.
